"13 things my uncle told me before he died:
not everyone has the blessing to understand sadness
when waiting at the bus stop, it’s okay to smoke cigarettes
never touch anyone else’s clothes at the laundromat
it’s okay to miss the people who were bullets to you
when your grandmother asks you how you are, be honest
never be afraid to say “no” even after you’ve said “yes”
if someone tells you graffiti isn’t art, prove them wrong
remember people by their eye color not their clothes
you’re allowed to like dark chocolate with tangerines
don’t lie that you don’t have a lighter when you really do
turn your phone off every once in a while and find the moon
if you want a tattoo, don’t let anyone tell you not to get it
if you ever find yourself at the graveyard, read the names"
— poems from my uncles grave (via stayholden-phonyboy)
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Oooh, time to peruse some nsfw stuff! ‘Scuse me, ladies, gents, both, or neither~!
the more i learn about native american/aboriginal culture the more i realize what a steaming pile of racist shit pocahontas is
15 layers of art. none of them labeled. one line that isn’t supposed to be there. good luck.
how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’
Okay, so fangirl rampage out of my system…
I’m going to try working on my missing assignments again. Maybe one or two and the easier stuff, so that I won’t waste time on the harder stuff first.
I hope I can do it.
Wish me luck on my journey to getting out of the F-grade pit tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, that’s right, last night, I finally listened to the live recording Condo episode of WTNV that theusualconfusion sent me and I FREAKING LOVE IT SO MUCH, OMFG!
It was just so amazing, the new Carlos voice actor , the story, the fact that Cecil himself stated that he and Carlos are officially a couple and that there are no gray areas to it what-so-freaking-ever and even now as I think about it and all of the cute moments and the way they said “I love you” and them BUILDING A FREAKING HOME TOGETHER I am so happy!
Thank you for sending me that!
Ha ha, I was going to do some academic stuff so I could catch up, but nope, failed again.
I’M 10 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 3,000 I’M SCREAMING